Im having a senstive day

http://www.ted.com/talks/view/id/453

Definition.

I am not a christian. I am not a jew. I am not a buddhist, a hindu, a muslim, a witch, an atheist or or a pagan.  I am neither male nor female  nor transexual, asexual, trangender or hermaphrodite. I am not gay or straight nor bisexual.  

I am a christian, jew, buddhist, hindu, muslim, witch, atheist, and pagan. I am male, female, transexual, asexual, transgender, and hermaphrodite. 

I am gay, straight and bisexual. 

Oppression- (op~pres~sion) noun-  allowing the way you define yourself or the way others define you to make you feel as though you are less of a person. 

War- the conflict between a person or a group of people because the way they are defining themselves is conflicting within themselves or another person.  

I will no longer allow myself to be defined. I will no longer allow myself to be defined by others. A war should be fought against oppression with love for people and hate for injustice.  

5 noble truths (for my chris- hahaha)

1) My name is Allison Kemp

2) Im sometimes, well, always revered as the coolest that has ever existed.

3) The majority of people outside of the continental U.S. take time everyday around 3:45 (right before daily tea and shag) bow down to a personal shrine of me hidden deep in the depths of their largest closet. 

4) Because people have done this for centuries they have known the greatest pleasure to have ever existed. No there is no after life or individual rewards. The pleasure comes from the gift of being able to worship me for a time everyday and sending me large quantities of chocolate.

5) You too can experience this joy. Take a knee.  :)